What are you going to ask it?
What's your name?
What's the meaning of life?
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is your favorite color?
What's the square root of pi?
Would you like a nice Hawaiian lunch?
Would you like some fries with that?
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon or asked the grinning bobcat why he grins?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Do you have any grey poupon?
Could please pass the jelly?
Where's the beef?
What's for dinner?
If you could have dinner with any three people, who would they be and why?
Who's your daddy?
What's that noise?
May I see the mummy right now?
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man? Oh do you know the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane?
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Do you love me?
Who wrote the book of love?
Where do broken hearts go?
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Who shot J.R.?
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsieroll center of a tootsie roll pop?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Who are you?
Are you mad?
How long can you hold your breath under water?
What is Supercalifragilisticespeailidosius in Spanish?
What's the capital of New York?
Can I see some ID, please?
Has anyone ever told you you look like a young Greta Garbo?
Eat the Plum