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You take a needle out of your pocket and start pokeing yourself with it.
"Ow. Ow. Ow." What a stupid idea. You can't kill
yourself with a needle. What kind of idiot ARE you? You're
psychotic, you know? That's what you are. Everyone is after
you. The voices! The voices! Look at all the colors!
Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! $blblbbllblblbbl. Since you've
lost your sanity, you decide upon...
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mass murder
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slicing a melon
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clawing your eyes out
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turning into an avocado bent on self-destruction and mayhem
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leaping to your death off a 50-foot cliff while singing about livers and
polka-dotted dresses as you're eating green eggs and ham with lobster theumadore
in a light bernaise sauce with spam
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all of the above
By: Psycho B*tch
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