"So, Clay. Since I made you, you can do anything I ask you to, right?" You ask him.
He smiles with his deep green eyes staring at you and says, "Yes, I can. I can give you anything you wish."
You wonder if he's like a genie, but then you decide to ask him. "What are you, might I ask?" He says, "I'm sure as hell not American Idol. That dastardly Reuben stole my title. But I still have a sample CD. I'll make it bigger than him! I will rule the world!"
Suddenly, someone jumps out from behind a bush!!! OMGRUNQUICKIT'S...