You wander for several minutes, then gasp in shock as you realize that you MOVED! then you figure it's just normal, and keep going. suddenly a small creature with miniscule horns and a tail runs up and headbutts you. you pick it up, turn it around, and put it down. it runs off in terror.
you decide to follow that weird little thing to wherever it lives. who knows? maybe there's something to torture there!
you watch it run off and wait to see if it comes back
you say "SMEG! I forgot to watch Red Dwarf!" and go sit down in the den (where'd that come from?) and watch taped episodes of said show and several others.
By: Flame's Song
Eat the Plum