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You wander for several minutes, then gasp in shock as you realize that you MOVED! then you figure it's just normal, and keep going. suddenly a small creature with miniscule horns and a tail runs up and headbutts you. you pick it up, turn it around, and put it down. it runs off in terror.

• you decide to follow that weird little thing to wherever it lives. who knows? maybe there's something to torture there!
• you watch it run off and wait to see if it comes back
• you say "SMEG! I forgot to watch Red Dwarf!" and go sit down in the den (where'd that come from?) and watch taped episodes of said show and several others.